You may all be in Florida right now, having a great time. However, Patrick Duffy and I have something better.
Archive | January, 2009
most best freeware game ever!
11 Jannot the usual post of comedic blech blah or bleh, but i’ve been feeling as though i have been neglectin’ the old blarg as of late so here is my return.
‘cave story’ is a freeware game that i’ve heard about for the past few years from different sources and decided to check it out tonight. it’s now 5:31 am and i just stopped playing.
download the game and english translation patch here
and more info can be found here
tiger force forever
you lions of the east
space coyote
thunder force is
with you always
I Hate Microwavin’ Snow!
9 JanDo you like to say Fuck? We all do. It’s fun. But sometimes it’s not allowed to be said. Maybe you’re in a church or a school, or at Danielle’s house. Whatever the case may be, sometimes you just can’t say fuck. Fuck. fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck. (this is our blog, so we are allowed to say it all we want). Fragilese offers you an alternate option.
MICROWAVE
-verb (used with object)
| 1. | to have sexual intercourse with. |
| 2. | Slang. to treat unfairly or harshly |
–verb (used without object)
| 3. | to have sexual intercourse. |
| 4. | Slang. to meddle (usually fol. by around or with). |
–interjection
| 5. | Slang. (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often fol. by a pronoun, as you or it.) |
–noun
| 6. | an act of sexual intercourse. |
| 7. | a partner in sexual intercourse. |
| 8. | Slang. a person, esp. one who is annoying or contemptible. |
| 9. | the microwave, Slang. (used as an intensifier, esp. with WH-questions, to express annoyance, impatience, etc.) |
Happy New Years Zombie Fans!
3 Jan
Happy New Years Everyone.
This new years eve was Dick Clark’s last time (supposedly) doing Dick Clark’s Rockin New Years Eve. He’s officially handed it off to Ryan Seacrest. It is a sad thing on one level, and a who gives a crap on another. Dick clark, having survived a stroke 4 years ago, can barely speak audibly behind the desk. I thought he was either portraying a zombie, or the emperor palpatine. But palpatine could project a bit better.
On another note, back a while, jimmy and I were talking about Madden. I commented that I thought Pat Summerall, Madden’s long time co-commentator, was dead. Jimmy insisted I was wrong. I insisted he was wrong. This must have taken place in a car or bar or something, where we could not consult the ever powerful interweb to find out who was right or wrong.
Yesterday, Jimmy sends me a text saying Summerall is commenting for the Cotton Bowl on fox. He took this as evidence that he was right. I then introduced the theory of Zombie Summerall. And therefore maintained that I was still infact correct.
According to wikipedia (which i didn’t fuck with in this instance), Pat Summerall and Dick Clark are very close in age. Clark was born Nov 30, 1929. Summerall born May 10, 1930. If they are both this old, and Dick Clark shows himself to be a sophisticated zombie, then i proposed that Summerall most certainly is too.
Contrary to popular belief, Ryan Seacrest is not a Zombie. He is just brainless.
