You may be thinking that the two best reasons to love Thanksgiving would be football and turkey. But the real reasons are Rick Rolls and Turbaconduckens.
I will start with the Rick Roll. The Macy’s Day Parade was Rick Rolled. Sadly I missed it, cause I don’t bother watching the parade, but the float for Cartoon Network’s “Foster’s Home For Imaginary Friends” came out, and then America got Rick Rolled.
Second, the Turbaconducken.. If you are a meat-hater, you might not like this idea, but it is awesome regardless. Now, you’ve all heard of a Turducken. A Chicken stuffed in a duck, stuffed in a turkey. I have always thought this to be a little stupid. But a Turbaconducken (which i hope is pronounced Tur-bah-con-duh-ken, and not Tur-bay-ken-duh-ken) is the same thing, but with all the parts wrapped in bacon.
for more info on this, go to http://bacontoday.com/turbaconducken-turducken-wrapped-in-bacon/. That’s right, there is a site called Bacon Today. I love the interweb.
I just want to thank Mick Murtha for IMing both of these links to me today.
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!