Cool just won’t cut it anymore

Cool is so shatner!!!! Turn to fragilese for all your fresh new slang for out of date words that everyone is sick of. It’s time for change America! The entire world looks to our entire culture for guidance in what is not Shatner and frankly we are letting the world down!!! Maybe these new entries into the fragilese dictionary will help light a fire under our unmotivated asses!!!

Fragile (Fra-jull) adj: cool. Ex: That movie was fragile! Antonym: Shatner.

March Madness (Ma-rch Mad-ness) adj: a wild and crazy time. It is very important that this term is reserved for special occasions that require the use of the term. In addition, there are degrees of march madness that can be used. Ex: The zombies are in the house; this is march madness. We’re blowing off all their heads with shotguns; this is so sweet sixteen! Now their heads are regrowing and they all look like characters from the cast of cheers; that’s final four!!!!! Sidenote: term cannot be used in the month of march.

superbowl (soup-er bowl) adj: cool. Tried it in the past and it never caught on. This time I’m taking the Ivan Drago approach. After I try it this time…. If it dies, it dies! THIS IS NOT AN EXHIBITION!

improv is imagination. love it.

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